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Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is a computer science degree worth it in 2024?
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No way
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
share office space ...
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Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Then came..
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
No go.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
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